Gifts Eternalized
RJF's Thoughts on the Commode by Long Neck Unisex T-Shirt
RJF's Thoughts on the Commode by Long Neck Unisex T-Shirt
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Introducing the latest Gifts Eternalized tee that’s neck and neck with the funniest designs in town! Picture this: a giraffe on the commode, reading a newspaper, shaking his head, and saying, “Time and time again, I stuck my Neck out for this country, and now this shit!” Sounds familiar, right?
But wait, it gets better! In the foreground, his young giraffe daughter says, “I may be a kid, but I understand that those oleo-garps in that DC place might take away papa’s rights.” Her brother, not missing a beat, adds, “Hmm, I wonder if we gotta go back to that other place.”
This shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves a clever take on current events—and it's bound to get laughs from every direction! Whether you’re shaking your head at the state of things or just love a giraffe with a sense of humor, grab this one today. You'll be sticking your neck out... in style!
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |


























