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Gifts Eternalized

RJF's Thoughts on the Commode by Long Neck Unisex T-Shirt

RJF's Thoughts on the Commode by Long Neck Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Introducing the latest Gifts Eternalized tee that’s neck and neck with the funniest designs in town! Picture this: a giraffe on the commode, reading a newspaper, shaking his head, and saying, “Time and time again, I stuck my Neck out for this country, and now this shit!” Sounds familiar, right?

But wait, it gets better! In the foreground, his young giraffe daughter says, “I may be a kid, but I understand that those oleo-garps in that DC place might take away papa’s rights.” Her brother, not missing a beat, adds, “Hmm, I wonder if we gotta go back to that other place.”

This shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves a clever take on current events—and it's bound to get laughs from every direction! Whether you’re shaking your head at the state of things or just love a giraffe with a sense of humor, grab this one today. You'll be sticking your neck out... in style!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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