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Retired, Rebellious, and Ready to Rumble! Premium Sweatshirt Retirement Gift for Her

Retired, Rebellious, and Ready to Rumble! Premium Sweatshirt Retirement Gift for Her

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I Did It, Now Retired! – Women’s Sweatshirt

She’s got the ink, the attitude, and a tropical drink in hand—retirement never looked so badass. This comfy, eye-catching sweatshirt features an unapologetically fierce older woman dressed like she’s twenty and living like she’s twenty-one. With her big beach hat, cool sunglasses, and that legendary middle finger salute, she’s saying goodbye to deadlines and hello to doing whatever the heck she wants.

Above her, the bold declaration: "I Did It, Now Retired!"
And below, the ultimate mic drop: "Now I do it my way!"

Perfect for the retiree who’s not slowing down—she’s just getting started.

  • She’s Retired. She’s Refreshed. She’s a Savage.
  • Goodbye Office. Hello Attitude.
  • Retirement: Unfiltered, Unbothered, Unapologetic.
  • Tattoos, Tan Lines, and Zero Deadlines
  • No Bosses, Just Beaches.👒 Tattoos? Check.
    🍹 Tropical drink? Double check.
    🖕 Flipping off the past? Legendary

Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction

• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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